blink and you'll miss it

The poets were free, they broke out of their cages,         à   In meh real life Eh micht be a man born in Scottish,

With files made from words, in political rages,              à           Wi' nae pride when ithers hae nae waater and clottish

The rhyme it went “clunk” at the end of their line,        à   Am I, clottish, clottish and glaickit -

Predictably violent for its place in time.                        à   A crazy, clottish, garrulous fake-it.

The poets were free with knives made of ink,                 à   In meh still life meh mither and faither are dyin',

Drunk, half-crazy and alive on the brink,                      à   As ah meh children leh in pain.

With barbed half-pipe and chain in hand,                     à   Meh daughter, meh son and meh wife are cryin',

To draw a ragged line in sand.                                       à   While a paper mirror whispers insane.

The poets broke free, they said watch your back,          à   From meh cortex Eh like to call bad ideas names   

Your front, your side and your gunny sack,                  à   And ill-thocht-oot theories driven beh pride,

But then suddenly they changed their roles,                  à           Or fame-hungry greed and self-involved gemmes,

Lost their hearts and sold their souls.                           à   The religion beh which Eh abide.

The poets were free, but now choose to be chained,      à   In meh hypocrite's life Eh extoll the virtues o' ambivalence,

The poets were wild, but now choose to be tamed,        à   But extend nae such hand tae the poorest o' neighbour.

The inglorious poets, from a distance,                           à   In meh pare life Eh see, the virtue o' charity,

All died and rotted away in this instance.                      à   While ah meh excuses Eh favour.

Cages, rages, violent, barbed,                                        à   Mither, faither, bairns, daughter, son, wife,

Violent, knives, drunk, half-crazy,                                 à   Virtue, charity... other fowk

Barbed half-pipe, chain, rotted,                                     à   Hae done it, so how cannae Eh... 

Chained, tamed, inglorious, died.                                  à   ...jist smile politely and leh.

The Night Shift Epiphany

I am on the night shift,

 With a pleasant fellow called GaRy,

Who can't really hear me.

 GaRy can't hear me,

 But is so much more than deaf -

 As I am so much more,
Than the man told to tap him on the shoulder,

 If the fire alarm goes off,

While sorting letters.

 I'm not sure,

 How to communicate,

 As I don't sign

 And he does,

 Little lip-reading,

 So I tap him, 

Smile and mouth;

 "YOU OK?"

 Theatrically,

 Of course.

 He smiles,

A light in his,

Then rolls,

 His,

 Eyes,

 And nods.

 I'm not sure,

 If he's rolling his eyes at me,

 Or as a gesture,

 Of shared contempt,

 Perhaps for the task,

 In which we are currently,

 Engaged.

 I resolve,

To write a letter,

 Explaining what,

 A Freak,

 He stands next to,

At 4 am,

 In the factory morning,

In the parallel queue,

Explaining about me,

The one tapping him,

 On the elbow,

 And grinning,

While sorting mail,

At 4 am,

Humming,
To the absolute eighties,
And telling him,

I am a writer.

You Stupid Bitch

There's not another rhythm,

Like you stupid fucking bitch,

Nothing else in language,

Nearly quite as rich.

You stupid fucking this,

And you stupid fucking that,

I was not brought up to swear,

But you stupid fucking twat,

Can't you hear the rhythm?

The scansion just as rare,

As anyone who judges,

Judges fair and square.

You stupid fucking bitch,

You stupid fucking bitch,

Nothing else in language,

Nearly half as rich.

Not hypocrite, not stupid cunt,

Has nearly half the rancor,

Not lying prick, or fucking runt,

Or dick, or two-faced wanker.

Stupid bitch, you stupid bitch,

No, nothing else in language,

Has half the class or scansion,

Than you stupid fucking bitch,

You stupid fucking bitch,

There you are,

Living alone,

In your stupid fucking mansion.

awareness enhancer

Oh Cancer,

Satan are you,

Worst of the worst

Debt which is due.

While Blake wrote of Heaven,

And Milton of Hell,

Both were aware,

Of the sickening smell,

And the site of,

Deterioration,

That grips our vision,

Shares to see,

That foul cancer,

Which grips,

And kills,

He and she.

if I had never loved you

i might never feel this way

clouded by doubt

covered in clay

immersed in…

and now I curse love

and never again

will allow myself

to slowly bend

to affection

or familiarity

to selection

or familiarity

Oh Cancer,

Assistant of Death,

Oh cruellest brother,

Cometh, cometh,

And stoop so low,

To the lowest depths,

Of reality,

And below,

The fury,

Of immediate,

To eternal lands,

Raped and pillaged,

And left in strands.

Oh Cancer,
Awareness enhancer,

You eat away at my soul,

For the indiscriminate,

Unholy hole,

You left in the world,

For those we knew,

We loved and cared for,

Young and old,

But never spared for,

All the beauty of this earth,

The trees and mountains,

Paths and streams,

And all the divine,

Hopes and dreams,

Of children, parents,

Friends and lovers,

Artists, doctors,

Fathers, mothers,

And all the things,

Laid in between…

No Cancer,

You make your way through,

No matter what,

Satan are you,

For taking away,

In the fashion you did.

if I had never loved you

i might never feel this way

immersed, immersed

My Balls and the String in my Pocket

I see you both every day,

Morning, noon and night,

Sixty-something,

And seven-something,

Linked by a strap

At the end of my sight,

Alsatian and Caucasian,

Slow and passive,

Walking.

I see you both at night,

You two,

One dog and his man,

I first nodded,

Long ago,

Walking while I ran.

Every day and everywhere,

There you both are,

Six am at the bus stop bench,

Half-past midnight,

Pacing past the Spar.

You two are always out,

I know your beanie more than you,

And your lustrous coat,

Which once I drew.

You two,

Beanieman and mutley,

Are everywhere I am,

Where do you get the time?

What else have you got?

Except each other and the stroll?

What burning passion?

What secret goal?

Suddenly it strikes me,

I am everywhere you are,

I am out every bit as much,

Everywhere as far,

Every bit of it,
The same great escape,
From the same locked hutch,
The same screwed jar.

Where do I get the time?

And what else have I got?

Other than the stroll?

What burning passion?

What glorious goal?

Last month,

You disappeared,

From the end of my road,

From the end of my life,

From the end of the south wing,
Of my metaphysical abode.

I pray to God that one day soon,

(please come back)
You shall both re-appear,

Ambling down the road,

A little worse for wear,

I shall be relieved,
Rub the string in my pocket,

And nod on my way past,

Describing my balls,

As peeled lychees,

Gnonggling round,

Within the deflated pink balloon,

Which, pasted with Pritt Stick,

Was dragged hither and thither,
On the unswept floor.

My balls and the string in my pocket -
Always giving something more,
Than our shadows,
Stretching out behind us,
In the morning,
Or at dusk,
Or on the stony shore.

Open Invitation to Abuse

Scrawled along the deck,

My number,

O seven five O,

Four six three,

O four two O,

Scratched in,

Sprayed on,

Burnt out.

Obscene graffiti,

Hollers from the hull,

Shadows the shed,

Dyes on the desk,
Pissed in the snow,
Obscuring,

Precise,
Prose.

Scrawled along brick,

Stained into carpet,
Carved from the skin,

O seven five O,

Four six three,

O four two O,

A non-deletable,

Of freedom,

Of regret,

A goading dare,

Goading,

Arrogant,

Terrified,

Liberated,
Together.

O seven five O,

Four six three,

O four two O,

Connects real,

With fiction,

But still,

No-one calls,

And still,

No-one calls,

Because if they do,

I might answer.

The Outsider

       Well,
       Here it is,
       My epitaph,
      And here I stand,
       Alone.
       Thrown out,
       Or walked out,
       Of every job
       I ever had,
       Every ground
       I've ever known.
       Thrown out,
       Or walked out,
       Of every
       Institution,
       Society
       Or company...
       Thrown out,
       Or walked out,
       Of every
       Club
       I
       Ever
       Had
       The misfortune
       To be
       A part of.

On the Back of a Crumpled Receipt in the Car

He got to hang out with the big boys for a while,

Until he realised how little they were,

And went back to being alone.

Camouflaged twig under a forest stile,

Sheltered from the weather,

Carbon matter on loan.

Suicide Note

(Confessional Poem III - The Goodbye Note)

Thank-you and I’m sorry lie hand-in-hand

On the grubby towel damp from the land

And if heaven’s a pawn shop in the sky

Then Hell’s an apology by and by

For grabbing the things I could never afford

And pawning the rest for little reward

Thank-you and I’m sorry sit hand-in-hand

With no towel now, alone in the sand

And if heaven is open, then Hell should be shut

If only that feeling were not in our gut

That it’s likely to be the other way round

With heaven up there - Hell here on the ground

Thank-you and I’m sorry will never suffice

To pay you back the extortionate price

I bled from you, year on year

By trading my faulty, emotional gear

Thank-you, I’m sorry, is all I've got left

I’m sorry that now I leave you bereft

To pay back my debts from your own account

For the nothing, we knew, to which I’d amount

Thank-you and I'm sorry, for letting you down.





-

nosey bob

I like to stroll down wood lane towards neston

Where I’m sure to run into old bob

Who’s not a knock in the arse off ninety now

Who could knock you on your arse with a terrible frown

He could tell you about trapping wild birds there

And the country before there was town

He could tell you about tides in the middle of June

He was born in ’25

When I leave old bob I turn around

And he raises his stick from the ground

From the ground

Keep going son he breathes to me

And my heart races

And I never have felt so proud

Keep going yourself old bob I think

Keep swearing to me and

Keep walking the lane

Talk to me on Sunday

When I’ll be there alone

And we’ll cut that new stick

Two men on a lane

The White Clover Flower

(Poem II – The Confessional Trilogy)

Would it help to admit,
My devotion to the white clover flower,
All awe, all respect,
In the dewey green grass,
With its epigram leaf,
Peppering over near-cultivated braes.

Would it make any difference,
If I apologised,
For backie-jumpin’ all through,
That cold December.
For invading your garden,
And tearing through the privet.

For stacking up your paving stones,
And placing a park bench,
On top of your Mercedes Benz.
For knocking off your wing mirror,
For the reckless run,
And the damage to your hedge,
And the filling of,
Your empty milk bottles,
The pissing on your plants,
The discarded, sordid, soiled pants.

Would it help if I confessed,
To the white clover flower,
Stretching so civilised,
Over half-cultivated land,
Hyper-aware of its size,
Exploding miniature sublime beauty universe of petals,
All-encompassing symbolism,
Mystery of life,
Of youth,
Of life not death.

Would it matter if I said sorry,
For all those drunken nights,
Unmanageable,  unreasonable,
Shouting in black-out,
For wasting emergency service time,
For the blood on the car-seat,
And you being woken in the night.

Would it change things if I offered,
My sincerest regrets,
For the drug-induced apathy,
The drunk-driven car,
The high-wire fall,
Disregarding of duty,
Drugged-up,
And bent,
And bending so quickly,
For lack of moral fibre.

Would they help,
My great bitter tears for the flower,
Its fleeting moment,
And glorious progeny,
Resurrection in action,
The white clover flower.

Would it make a difference,
If I said sorry,
I’m sorry for tearing,
Through your plants,
You so lovingly cultivated,
And worked so hard,
To keep alive,
It’s only now,
I can imagine,
That I was you,
Somehow.

Vandalism,
The greatest leveller,
Of have and have nots,
Making sure the bill’s halved,
By the haves,
And the pain of the balance,
Is transferred.

Powerless I am,
Over my love for the white clover flower,
I weep for it,
Powerless,
As powerless I was,
Horsing it through the backies,
Me and the B-dogs,
That cold December night,
Through the backs of Muirfield Crescent.

I escaped, I escaped,
On that cold December night.
Does it help that I admit,
That I escaped that night,
Into the white clover flower,
The glorious,
Wonderful fields
Of white clover flower,
Beyond your privet hedge.

Voyeur Me.

Porno Jim is an amiable man,

An average Jock who does what he can,

He bides in a flat, deep in the estate,

He never did marry, he never was late.

He goes for a pint on a Saturday night,

Standing alone by the bar out of sight,

He gets up on Mondays and goes to his job,

Where he waits to go home to feel like a slob.

But Porno Jim is comfortable most,

Alone, where only he can play host,

Assisted by image pretending to care,

To imagine a passionate love affair.

So it may well be for the mother Lesley,

Who only likes to watch the telly,

And all the dying babies,

She cries for,

And all the poor animals,

Her heart throbs for,

The feeling of the pain of sympathy,

For these poor souls,

Her neurons spark off,

The electrical impulse,

Which squeezes her soul.

Princess Lesley is so attractive,

With faultless manners and interactive,

And she, too, likes to be alone,

But her largely unheard escstatic moan,

Is only found in the pain she perceives,

And the tortured face it's believed she receives.

Or it just may at last be JT Gow,

Who keeps it together, all together now,

The hero for holding back crisis meltdown.

But when he is alone...

...he tortures the cat,

And congratulates himself,

For not using the bat.

He likes to watch,

People getting hurt.

But nevertheless there’s still today,

And Para Gav has joined AA,

After pissing half his life away,

After pissing half his life away,

Which came to a head just yesterday.

He used to be happy and then he had strife,

But now AA will sort out his life.

Porno Jim is an amiable man,

An average Joe, who does what he can,

But Para Gav has changed his ways,

And paid his dues in latter days.

Caravan

Charles is putting out his bin alone,
At ninety degrees,
He has his set square,
And protractor.

Sam is taking in her sin,
Revolving, endlessly,
Throwing out pieces of shit,
From centrafaecal forces,
Uncontrollable by her.

Supergods could give
A place to live,
In a caravan,
Clad with cloud,
With feta cheese,
And anchovies,
But history forbids,
She believes,
She wants to live,
In the real Scotland,
But cannot find it.

Charles has a map,
Can afford to take a nap,
And tolerates no crap.
But Sam has half a bottle left,
While of morals, she believes,
She is bereft,
But actually,
The structure does her good.

When she thinks about it,
It isn't Charles,
It's someone who should be closer,
You should have been a mother,
Twisted, bitter, loveless victim.

Supergods say
She's doing OK,
And Charles is alright,
Although crazy compulsive,
He's not filled with spite,
Regret, remorse,
Or resentment.

Come to think,
The caravan can go to Hell,
Along with you,
The supergods,
Are soon to come.

There never was an ounce,
Of motherly love,
Of affection,
And Sam had to deal with that,
Her whole damn life,
Wondering what was wrong with her,
Her mother the victor,
While Charles was exacting.

Supergods and
A mother,
Who never had the capacity,
To love her child,
While clouds and caravans,
Comforted,
The daughter alone.

One Million Meals

"What's it all about?"

He said,

That small voice,

About my ear.

"Memories,"

He said.

"My own voice?"

I asked,

"Imaginary?"

"I have no idea,

I'm like everyone else."

I hear a noise,

 About my ear.

Light whirring,

Trapped wings,

Until vision locates...

...Eventually.

Enormous insect,

Trapped in a fine web,

Or in a dirty jar,

Bulging,

Struggling.

Tiny spider,

Compared to its prey,

 But the insect

Could never,

Break free,

Free.

“One million meals”

Too much to consume – 

In a lifetime,

In a lifetime.

“What will we do now?”

I asked the arachnid,

When survival,

No longer,

Concerned us.

More jars,

More webs,

Or more flies,

Or suicide,

For lack of purpose.

Industry,

Or endless pleasure?

Procreate,

Or some other measure?

Nicer,

Bigger,

Better.

I reach down for stick,

Knock over the jar,

And poke, poke poke,

Poke at the web,

Destroying,

Frantic,

Frantic.

One fucked-up web,

One smashed jar,

One puny spider,

And puny me,

One million meals,

Destroyed,

Destroyed

As one big favour.