Voyeur Me.

Porno Jim is an amiable man,

An average Jock who does what he can,

He bides in a flat, deep in the estate,

He never did marry, he never was late.

He goes for a pint on a Saturday night,

Standing alone by the bar out of sight,

He gets up on Mondays and goes to his job,

Where he waits to go home to feel like a slob.

But Porno Jim is comfortable most,

Alone, where only he can play host,

Assisted by image pretending to care,

To imagine a passionate love affair.

So it may well be for the mother Lesley,

Who only likes to watch the telly,

And all the dying babies,

She cries for,

And all the poor animals,

Her heart throbs for,

The feeling of the pain of sympathy,

For these poor souls,

Her neurons spark off,

The electrical impulse,

Which squeezes her soul.

Princess Lesley is so attractive,

With faultless manners and interactive,

And she, too, likes to be alone,

But her largely unheard escstatic moan,

Is only found in the pain she perceives,

And the tortured face it's believed she receives.

Or it just may at last be JT Gow,

Who keeps it together, all together now,

The hero for holding back crisis meltdown.

But when he is alone...

...he tortures the cat,

And congratulates himself,

For not using the bat.

He likes to watch,

People getting hurt.

But nevertheless there’s still today,

And Para Gav has joined AA,

After pissing half his life away,

After pissing half his life away,

Which came to a head just yesterday.

He used to be happy and then he had strife,

But now AA will sort out his life.

Porno Jim is an amiable man,

An average Joe, who does what he can,

But Para Gav has changed his ways,

And paid his dues in latter days.